Just another day in the office

I would like to share with you a very special task that only I was awarded in the office today. we will start with a conversation Tara and I had when I found out about this rare opportunity I was going to have.

Adam says: ok, you wanna hear something revolting?
Tara says: uhh.. sure?
Adam says: this is the bottom of Steve's old cabinet
Tara says: hahaha
Adam says: guess who gets to clean it
Tara says: lucky you!!!
Adam says: I need a bio hazard suit
Tara says: that is disgusting
Adam says: that fur is like an inch deep
Tara says: hahaha

Can't you just hear the love in Tara's voice?

After Three Rounds of what I call the A-Bomb (Me+Clorox=A-Bomb) I had the privilege of wiping it out. If you are already getting squeamish- STOP READING NOW! as I began to wipe it out it was not as soft as you thought a fur filing cabinet should be; it was actually quite rough. with enough pressure though, I could get most of it to peel back like the rind of an orange. All while dry heaving thinking to myself don't look at it, DON'T LOOK AT IT! Unfortunately after every swipe I had this uncontrollable urge to look at bottom of the paper towel as the Clorox seeped through and I quickly tossed it in the trash with an immediate involuntary dry heave following. With the school year coming to a close I am really going to miss this place.